Possession

It has been pretty long since I last updated here. Usually, I update this blog regularly but circumstances didn't allow me to write something. Finally, the exile is over and I wrote a short story for the readers. Please give me your valuable feedback and suggest the areas of improvement.

She was trying to walk as fast as possible; it seemed that she would miss her flight if she didn't reach her destination the next moment. Swarima was in hurry as she had left Tanvi at home, sleeping soundly. She thought she would return in a while as the photographer supposed to be ready with Tanvi's 2nd birthday photographs. But the photographer took some time in taking care of an old uncle, who was arguing about the bad quality of the pictures coming out from 38 year old negatives.

Tanvi was the world for Swarima and Jatin. Why not she should be; after all, they waited eight long years for her. What didn't they do to get a child: Wandered from one temple to another, didn't let a mosque or Gurudwara left and visited every possible church for prayers. Finally, after 8 long years, God responded! 9 months passed as if it were 9 centuries and then their most prized possession embellished their life.

As soon as Swarima reached home, she saw the locked door just as she had left it and took a sigh of relief. But, what was that! All of a sudden, she noticed some red water in the drainage along the house. Dark red color took over the dirty water in the drain. Even a pointed line of bloody-like color was leaking from the door. Suddenly Paranoia choked Swarima as she imagined all the worst possible scenarios in those 20 seconds. Her heart started pounding faster in her ears. She took the keys out from her purse with trembling hands, put the keys in the lock in 3rd attempt and opened the door praying.

On opening the door, she saw Tanvi busy… Apparently, the child was smiling and playing happily in the bathtub with the red color leftovers from the last Holi.


PS: I want to take this opportunity to thank Sakhi, Monica and Manish for their wonderful contribution in making this story look as it is.

MARRIAGE!

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Socrates
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Sam Kinison
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

James Holt McGavran
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Anonymous
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

Our new car: plethora of unwanted events

Last Sunday, a new member joined our fleet of vehicles. Yes, it was a new Santro that arrived in our life that day.

You might have seen the TV commercial for Santro: "Santro waale hamesha khush...". But initial events didn't make us happy at all. We hope everything to stay fine now on.

So this all started when after a lot of hassles in loan and other formalities, we went to the showroom for the delivery of our car. Bhabhi noticed a very small dent (almost unnoticeable) at side bottom. We raised our concern to the dealer and denied to take the delivery. After a lot of discussion, Dealer agrees to get the dent removed in first service and also offer us free gear lock as a compensation for the problem we faced. Finally, we got the delivery of the car with a snap of us and a packet of chocolate cookies :)

In our return journey, I was driving the new car with bhabhi seated on front co-passenger seat and bhai was following us in our beloved first car. On a red-light, a traffic policeman stopped and we were all confused that now what's going to be the next. He came to us and pointed that "you (Bhabhi) have not tightened seat belt.” But since bhabhi was in a ladies suit - so the seat belt was hidden behind her dupatta and policeman failed to notice that. After that, nothing happened till we reached out home and than go to a temple to get pooja done.

But this was not all and the God-of-vehicles has some more surprises in store for us. Panditji did swastiks on bonnet and dashboard. We were done with pooja with bhai driving the car on four lemons under each wheel. When we were paying dakshina to panditji, someone shut the car door with lock on and key were inside the car. Since we were just coming for the showroom, all the keys were in single key-chain. Now the keys were inside the car and the car was locked. This was the worst, we had expected with a new car. Now, everyone present there and passing by started giving advice how to unlock the car.

We found a metal wire near by and tried to open the car door, but it didn't help. Finally, we removed the bead at front door and try unlocking using that metal wire. That laso not helped and to add more frustration, that wire stuck inside. Then a young guy appeared and advised to use scale in place of wire and he himself tried to unlock the door. A scale was arranged from a near by restaurant and the car got unlocked... SIGH!!!

By, God' grace, everything is fine since then and we hope everything to stay fine in future too. So guys, what are you waiting for? Wish us happy miles :)

Gender doesn't matter...

Everyday, we meet people who have different perception about things happening in daily life. Some of the most humorous conversations happen when two persons treat a neutral object as masculine or feminine (especially in HINDI). You can find arguments about their gender at many places; these arguments are generally part of office humor, lunch table discussions, TP/BC among friends. Find some related arguments listed below:

1) GUSSA aata hai ya aati hai?

2) DAHI achcha hai ya achchi hai?

3) TV kharaab ho gaya ya TV kharaab ho gayi?

4) MAZA aa gaya ya maza aa gayi?

5) CHOCOLATE achcha hai ya achchi hai?

6) MOOD kharaab ho gaya ya mood kharaab ho gayi?

7) Uska BIRTHDAY to last week tha ya uski b'day to last week thi?

If you encounter with other similar objects, whose gender is under scrutiny, please list in comments.

PS: I wrote this post after reading a tweet from Sakhi.

Journalism: A changed definition

Please have a look at this news article(Crowds watch in silence as a woman is molested). This news created a high-tide for many news channels and they showed the video of this news again and again. At every single time, the news was telecasted with the video, news reader never failed to mention that crowd was watching this shameful incident but nobody came forward to save the poor woman. I am agree with this argument of the reporters but I was forced to think that reporters were there to shoot the incident and pointing fingers on public not to say anything against it. But couldn't they come forward and save the poor woman? What kind of journalism is this?

According to Wikipedia journalism page "News is what the consensus of journalists determines it to be." So I want to know that what point reporters wanted to emphasized here: the girl was molested in public or nobody from crowd came forward to help her? Were the journalists with camera and mike were not a part of crowd? Or if they helped the victim coz, they might have lost a SPICY news item.

TRUE, journalists were able to raise this issue in state assembly but how could they let a person being tortured/molested for a money-making-TRP-booster news... And this is not the only incident. On many instances, I have seen that journalists reached before anyone else and engaged with their camera-and-mike work... But between the coverage they forgot to-send-someone-to-hospital or to-save-a-child or to-save-a-girl-from-public-humiliation...

I would like to make an appeal to everyone (including journalists) first to take necessary corrective action and then make a news out of it.

TEACH-INDIA induction

Last Sunday, I attended the induction session for TEACH-INDIA at Noida. The idea behind TEACH-INDIA is to raise the social literacy rate in India. At the start, TOI guys shared their experiences with last year’s TEACH-INDIA campaign. When they kicked up this event last year (its first year), they received around 1 lakh applications in the first few days and by the weekend, they had to shut their site to accept further registration. But as usual, people show great enthusiasm while registering for these kinds of initiatives but when implementation comes, most of them withdraw. Same happened here and around 30% registered users dropped the induction program. Another 30% backed out once they visited the slums and saw the conditions there. This year, they limited registrations through online portal only and this year also around 50% registered people came for induction (at least at my centre).

After this, there was a presentation from Udyaan (NGO for Noida, Gr. Noida region). Udyaan shared what they do and what is their plan for this campaign. Actually, this NGO has some homes for orphans, where they stay as a family. They are provided with best possible educations in schools like DPS. The best part is that they never refer these homes as orphanages. Again, they cited that how difficult to convince children that a new person is here for them. Children repel coz they feel that this bhaia/didi will also leave after 3-4 months. So the task is not only to go there and teach children but to build a relationship with them and make them feel that they are not orphan; there are lots of bhaias and didis for them.

Probably, from coming weekend, I will start my visits to one of Udyaan homes and start teaching. I’m very excited about this experience. As a member of this campaign, my primary focus was to spend time with children, motivate them play games with them and building a strong relationship with them (teaching will obviously be there).

India's Got Talent

I am following a new reality show - India's Got Talent on colors since last few days. And I am bound to say that this is a show, which actually provides a platform to everyone to show his/her/their talent to the world. Some of you may argue that this is nothing but a copy of Got Talent series, but this doesn't lower the praise, it deserves.

Today, I was watching a repeat telecast of the show, in which a band came on stage for performance. Here 'Band' means no rock band or something but one of the bands, which are their in Indian Baaraats. And that band truly rocked the stage. Some of the best words came out of Kiran Kher's mouth: "Shaadiyon me, everybody concentrates on bride-groom and ignores the talent of these guys", she broke out when the band was performing. I don't think that any other show can give this kind of freedom to everyone.

This was just one example; I have seen multiple extra-ordinary and unusual performance on this stage. And most of those talents were almost obsolete or under-status arts. This is the show, watching which you will not only get entertained but also come to know about various arts hidden in different parts of India.

I have just few words to say: "INDIA HAS REALLY GOT TALENT."

PS: Watch here, here and here to get a feel, what kind of talents this show is nurturing. There are many other interesting videos with these links.

An initiative towards social welfare

Hello Readers,

I have created a survey, please spend 1 minute of your time to fill this survey. Don't worry, you need not to give any information of yours. Please be honest while taking this survey.

Once you are done with the survey, please read the following intent behind it.

Click here to take the survey now

I am thinking about an initiative to create some new jobs for unemployed and under privileged people.

Objective:
  • A new business with minimal investment
  • Creating new jobs w/o eating up some other jobs
  • With these people's skill set, very hard to find a socially high status job w/o much investment.
Idea:
  • 3 steps:
    1. Collect shoes from houses
    2. Wash/Polish those
    3. Return back to houses (collect payment)
  • Since minimal initial investment, so no worries if idea fails.

Another concern is that people should not feel that they are donating their money to someone and intended employees should not look for free lunches. I am looking for this survey's result to make a call for starting this kind of service.

If you convince with the idea and want to help these guys, who generally starve 20 days a month. Please propagate this survey to your friends. It will be very helpful to get as many responses as possible.

If you think that there are better ways to fulfill the objective, please share.

Jiska bhi chehra cheela, andar se aur nikla...

Did you guys checked the title song of Kaminey?

I am listening to it since morning in loop and still liking it. Some of the amazing lyrics this song has. Salute to Gulzar for writing such beautiful lines and to Vishal Bhardwaj to do full justice with some great lyrics.

Earlier, I used to listen "DHAN TE NAN" from the same album and liked that a lot. But on recommendation of one of my friends, I listened to this song... And I could not help myself admiring this one.

Here are the lyrics of this song:

[Kya kare zindagi isko hum jo mile,
Iski jaan kha gaye, raat din ke gile]- 2 times
Raat din gile…
Meri aarzoo kamini,
Mere khwab bhi kaminey,
Ek dil se dosti thi, yeh huzoor bhi kaminey,
Kya kare zindagi isko hum jo mile,
Iski jaan kha gaye, raat din ke gile…

[Kabhi zindagi se maanga, pinjre mein chaand la do,
Kabhi laanten deke, kaha aasmaa pe taango] – 2 times
Jeene ke sab kareene the hamesha se kaminey,
Kaminey kaminey kaminey kaminey,
Meri daastaan kamini, mere raasten kaminey,
Ek dil se dosti thi, yeh huzoor bhi kaminey…

Jiska bhi chehra cheela, andar se aur nikla,
Masoom sa kabootar naacha to more nikla,
Kabhi hum kaminey nikle, kabhi doosre kaminey,
Kaminey kaminey kaminey kaminey,
Meri dosti kamini, mere yaar bhi kaminey,
Ek dil se dosti thi, yeh huzoor bhi kaminey…

Though complete lyrics are amazing, I particularly like these lines:

"Jiska bhi chehra cheela, andar se aur nikla,
Masoom sa kabootar naacha to more nikla"

Going to Mars...

I am going to Mars :)

hehe, don't worry, not me but my name is going to Mars... And you can also send yours. Visit here to send your name to mars on a microchip on the Mars Science Laboratory rover heading to Mars in 2011!

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